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Top 3 Secret Behaviors I Try to Hide from my Boyfriend - Original Blog for Comediva

November 27, 2013 12:00pm

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I'm Going to Live 'til I'm 85 (and Then Throw Myself off a Waterfall) - A Response Blog to Emma Tattenbaum-Fine

November 19, 2013 1:02pm

My writing partner, Emma, wrote a piece about aspiring to live to 150 years old, mostly so that she...

Top 3 Top-Secret BANKSY Projects

November 13, 2013 5:37pm

Well everyone, Banksy’s NYC residency is officially over and he’s disappeared back into the streets...

An Open Letter to the Good Men of GRINDR

November 11, 2013 1:44pm

Dear Good Men of Grindr, We have all seen your penises. And by we, I don’t just mean the gentlemen...

5 Foods That Should Never be Considered a Snack - Original Blog for Comediva

November 11, 2013 1:08pm

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Job Creation Tips for Obama - Original Blog for Comediva

November 11, 2013 1:06pm

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A Jew's First Christmas - Original Blog for Comediva

March 1, 2012 11:27am

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An Open Letter to the Hot Girl in the Clearasil Commercials - Original Blog for Comediva

March 1, 2012 11:26am

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My Bodega Boyfriend

January 2, 2012 12:09pm

Sometimes, when you’ve been single for (years) a bit, you begin to develop close relationships with...

“Kim Jong Un: I Totally Forgot You Helped That Old Guy...

December 23, 2011 8:27pm





“Kim Jong Un: I Totally Forgot You Helped That Old Guy Escape With All Those Balloons! That Was Awesome!”

More Open Letters

November 28, 2011 6:53pm

Dear Old Man Who Loves Jesus, Holding Angry Signs at the Union Square Subway Station,     You seem...

An Open Letter to Cathy Rigby: The Legendary 58 Year-Old Actress (once again) Reprising the Title Role of "Peter Pan"

November 7, 2011 9:41pm

Dear Cathy Rigby, So I guess this is where I say… congratulations? After 20 years of playing...

Gourds That Looks Like Penises

November 1, 2011 9:05pm

 PENIS  PENIS  PENIS  MAIZE  PENIS

Kids: Why You Gotta Make Shit Weird?

October 22, 2011 9:20pm

I often babysit a kid named *Josh. He’s four years old and generally pretty awesome, except for when...

Yo Girl, Why You Got So Many Bags?

October 16, 2011 3:12pm

Yo girl, why you got so many bags? I see you walkin’ down the street lookin’ real sad carryin’ all...

Check out a clip from my latest story, “Killer...

October 17, 2010 1:07pm



Check out a clip from my latest story, “Killer Semen”

Check out a clip from my latest story, “Kung Fu...

August 23, 2010 2:26pm



Check out a clip from my latest story, “Kung Fu Fighting"